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dls ([info]dirtylttlescret) wrote,
@ 2008-08-02 13:58:00

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Entry tags:author: dirtylttlescret, my fiction

Souvenirs
Title: Souvenirs
Author: [info]dirtylttlescret
A/N: [info]not_yet_defined said If someone doesn't post some happy fluffy fucking angst-free fic where ALL is right with the world in the next 24 hours I'm going to have a breakdown I think, but Xie beat me to it. So she gets double.



“Ow, that hurts Brian,” says Justin.

“What, my dick in your ass? Sunshine, let me explain something to you: when one gay man and another gay man love each other very much, they shove their cocks up each other’s asses and have hot gay sex six times a night, which can lead to anal tenderness, even in the most accomplished of bottoms.”

“No, not my ass. Your elbow’s jabbing into my side. Would you move already?”

“You know, bossy bottoms should know their place,” he says thrusting.

“On their backs with their legs in the air?” he smiles brightly. Then Brian drags his cock against that spot inside Justin’s ass and he gasps. “Oh fuck, that feels good.”

“You know, if you didn’t have to travel around so much to set up these silly gallery openings of yours, I wouldn’t have to try and cram an entire week’s worth of sex into one night.”

“What are you talking about? I’ve been home for three days and you’re still fucking my ass like-oh!” he pauses to moan incoherently before continuing, “-like the weatherman’s predicting a drought of blond bottoms in the near future.”

“Do you know that I was reduced to fucking my hand for eight days straight while you dicked around with your exhibit in Charlotte?” He grunts and presses his head into Justin’s shoulder, using the bed for more leverage to fuck him harder.

“I, ugnh, wasn’t dicking around. There were, Jesus, issues with the mural and I, fuck, had to fix the painting after they damaged the third panel. And besides, I wasn’t, ah right there, the one who wanted to go raw, you did.”

Brian shuts him up with his tongue in his mouth, then pounds into him with vigor. Who needs souvenirs when you can have your dick up Justin’s ass?



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[info]xie_xie_xie
2008-08-02 09:13 pm UTC (link)
ROFL, oh well, can't have too much happy!fucking!fic, can we???

Brava!

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[info]dirtylttlescret
2008-08-02 09:26 pm UTC (link)
Thanks, though really, yours was something of a stroke of schmoopy genius.

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[info]not_yet_defined
2008-08-02 09:13 pm UTC (link)
OMG *LOVES*

*Cracks up*

*Recovers long enough to lick you madly*


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[info]not_yet_defined
2008-08-02 09:20 pm UTC (link)
Sunshine, let me explain something to you: when one gay man and another gay man love each other very much, they shove their cocks up each other’s asses and have hot gay sex six times a night, which can lead to anal tenderness, even in the most accomplished of bottoms.

*cracks up*

“No, not my ass. Your elbow’s jabbing into my side. Would you move already?”

*snorts* bwahahahah. oh you made me truly crack up.

I’ve been home for three days and you’re still fucking my ass like-oh!” he pauses to moan incoherently before continuing, “-like the weatherman’s predicting a drought of blond bottoms in the near future.”

hehehehe.

you rock!

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(no subject) - [info]dirtylttlescret, 2008-08-02 09:28 pm UTC

[info]dirtylttlescret
2008-08-02 09:27 pm UTC (link)
Short and sweet and filled with the snark :D

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[info]jule1122
2008-08-02 09:18 pm UTC (link)
Love, love, love their during sex conversation. It's so couply and perfect

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[info]dirtylttlescret
2008-08-02 09:29 pm UTC (link)
*Licks* I think I may just go watch the viagra scene now :D Thanks!

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(Anonymous)
2008-08-02 09:19 pm UTC (link)
Less talking more F**** .....and Brian would say...Kaylin

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[info]dirtylttlescret
2008-08-02 09:28 pm UTC (link)
Hehehe, I refer you to my icon :D Thanks!

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[info]quirks4me
2008-08-02 09:29 pm UTC (link)
YAY more post-513 happy fic! And rawfic to boot! *squees*

This is great. Just aaaamazing.

Definitely in a much better mood now. I would say I'm glowing.

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[info]dirtylttlescret
2008-08-02 09:30 pm UTC (link)
Would you say that you are "afterglowing"? *licks*

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(no subject) - [info]quirks4me, 2008-08-02 10:28 pm UTC

[info]4cupcakes1988
2008-08-02 09:32 pm UTC (link)
LMAO...Justin was in Charlotte and I fucking missed it! Shit!

Brilliant as usual. I feel like I've been off the planet for a while between traveling and work and RL shit. I'm trying to catch up with my flist slowly but surely. This was hilarious.

&hearts

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[info]dirtylttlescret
2008-08-02 09:56 pm UTC (link)
Bummer. Next time I will make sure that Justin personally sends you an invite to his show, okay?

Hehehe, thanks!

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(no subject) - [info]4cupcakes1988, 2008-08-02 10:03 pm UTC

[info]vamphile
2008-08-02 11:53 pm UTC (link)
I really liked this. Snarky banter WHILE they fuck raw, what's not to like?

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[info]dirtylttlescret
2008-08-03 01:35 am UTC (link)
Seriously. Cookies for everyone.

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[info]happier_bunny
2008-08-02 11:59 pm UTC (link)
*grins like a loon*

I love silly, schmoopy fic that is full of teh love and this was pefection.

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(no subject) - [info]dirtylttlescret, 2008-08-03 01:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny, 2008-08-03 01:38 am UTC

[info]besamislabios
2008-08-03 12:23 am UTC (link)
LOL, loved it. The dialogue is great and so perfect. &hearts

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(no subject) - [info]dirtylttlescret, 2008-08-03 01:36 am UTC

[info]secretsolitaire
2008-08-03 02:18 am UTC (link)
Hee! Funny and hot. I think I have an odd kink for people trying to talk during sex but not being quite able to because it feels so good. Is there a name for that kink?

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(no subject) - [info]dirtylttlescret, 2008-08-03 03:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]secretsolitaire, 2008-08-03 03:43 am UTC

[info]snowmore
2008-08-03 02:46 am UTC (link)
“-like the weatherman’s predicting a drought of blond bottoms in the near future.”

Bwaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!

I love it. Brian better keep his watering hose handy so as to ward off such a drought! :P

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(no subject) - [info]dirtylttlescret, 2008-08-03 03:19 am UTC

[info]notreallyme10
2008-08-03 03:09 am UTC (link)
Mmmm, hot and funny! One of the best combos ever :)

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(no subject) - [info]dirtylttlescret, 2008-08-03 03:22 am UTC

[info]rosy5000
2008-08-03 03:36 am UTC (link)
Sunshine, let me explain something to you: when one gay man and another gay man love each other very much, they shove their cocks up each other’s asses and have hot gay sex six times a night

*falls on floor laughing* OMG! I so want to hear Brian say that. lol

Just perfect! :D

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(no subject) - [info]dirtylttlescret, 2008-08-03 03:49 am UTC

[info]kata_ny
2008-08-03 10:38 am UTC (link)
omg.
this was so good it hurt.in a good way though:)
you are a genious.
(*whispers* for me nothing can top Vivien!Justin but this was very close even though for a perfectly different reason)

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(no subject) - [info]dirtylttlescret, 2008-08-03 05:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kata_ny, 2008-08-03 06:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dirtylttlescret, 2008-08-03 06:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kata_ny, 2008-08-03 06:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dirtylttlescret, 2008-08-03 06:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kata_ny, 2008-08-03 06:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dirtylttlescret, 2008-08-03 08:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kata_ny, 2008-08-03 08:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_pinkfrict656, 2008-08-04 04:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dirtylttlescret, 2008-08-04 08:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_pinkfrict656, 2008-08-04 09:12 pm UTC

[info]ex_pinkfrict656
2008-08-03 01:32 pm UTC (link)
Sunshine, let me explain something to you: when one gay man and another gay man love each other very much, they shove their cocks up each other’s asses and have hot gay sex six times a night, which can lead to anal tenderness, even in the most accomplished of bottoms.”

GENIUS BRIAN!!!!

Brilliant!

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(no subject) - [info]dirtylttlescret, 2008-08-03 05:54 pm UTC

[info]moraleigh
2008-08-04 09:45 am UTC (link)
I absolutely loved this. So well done. Thanks for sharing with us.

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(no subject) - [info]dirtylttlescret, 2008-08-04 08:19 pm UTC

[info]flamencanyc
2008-10-13 07:09 pm UTC (link)
♥ this so much! Love the snark while fucking without skipping a beat. And great B/J voices. Nice job. Thanks for posting it!


Just a little fyi though, I must admit the "hard knot" thing really threw me. If a prostate feels like a hard knot, it's got cancer. A normal one feels more like the muscle at the base of your thumb when you flex it.

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(no subject) - [info]dirtylttlescret, 2008-10-14 01:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]flamencanyc, 2008-10-14 02:29 am UTC


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