I wrote you a birthday drabble because you are such an incredible person and I ♥ you! :D *smackles*
Title: Birthday Alibi
Author: ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) dirtylttlescret
For: My darling kata_ny
It took three years after he’d come home for Brian to realize that Justin didn’t want a family, he wanted a cat.
“Happy Birthday Twat,” Brian said, standing over the bed.
Justin grimaced at the tiny tongue licking his cheek. He opened his eyes to see a fuzzy gray face staring back at him.
“You bought me a kitten?” he asked, curling the tiny beast into his arms. He eyed Brian suspiciously. “Did you kill someone? Is this my bribe for a credible alibi?”
“Shut up and take the fucking gift,” Brian laughed. “But I’m not cleaning any liter boxes.”
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Title: Cinder!homo
Author: dirtylttlescret
A/N: Inspired by the very silly and charming Cinderfella that's been posted here and besamislabios who said "I'm totally disappointed though, I was waiting for Justin to lose his shoe..."
3,000 words of crackity crack :D
( Cinder!homo )
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Title: King of Britin
Author: dirtylttlescret
A/N: Title courtesy of 4cupcakes1988. A 750 word post-513 ficlet set at Britin (R)
( King of Britin )
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So I promised some original fiction, and here it is. It's completely different from QaF for many reasons:
1) There's no sex.
2) It's about a 14 year-old girl.
3) There are superpowers.
I figure that if you liked reading Beverly Clearly and Roald Dahl as a kid (or books that had smart, funny, and slightly awkward girls kicking ass), you might like this.
Also, I'll be locking these posts to "friends only" after this first chapter, but no worries. If you want to continue reading, just friend me and I'll friend you back.
( To say that Emily’s first babysitting job was a disaster would be like calling the Hindenburg explosion a minor glitch in the flight plan. )
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Title: Steel
Author: dirtylttlescret
Icon: By 4cupcakes1988. Isn't she awesome?
A/N: There's a support beam in the middle of my cubicle. I've been working at my office for 5 weeks and never put two and two together. Jeez, I am slow. No beta. Also, I probably should have saved this for Bring Back the Porn, but I am all about the instant gratification yo. 1,000 words of pornage below the cut.
( Steel )
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Title: Warmth
Author: dirtylttlescret
A/N: It's late. I don't give a fuck. Happy birthday 4cupcakes1988!
Justin’s hands were tucked deep in his pockets, his head down against the biting wind that swept down the open avenues of the East Village. His nose was wet from the cold, his mind focused on one thing: getting to the warmth of his apartment.
He was so locked on his goal, that he didn’t see the tall figure standing in front of his building.
“Where the fuck have you been? I flew in an hour ago to surprise you and I’ve been standing here freezing my one good ball off.”
Justin smiled. Suddenly, he felt a whole lot warmer.
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Title: Lips
Author: dirtylttlescret
A/N: So I recently discovered that my dear, dear tweedygal has a quirky little neurosis involving even numbers. I, being the good friend that I am, not only made fun of her for it, I also dared her to face her OCD-ness head on for a drabble. She kicked ass, so this is that drabble.
When they woke up, the fire had died down and a chill crept into the oak-paneled room. Brian’s eyes were closed, but a smile caught in the curve of his lips belied that he wasn’t asleep. Justin pulled himself closer to his naked body and kissed the flat of his forehead.
“I know you’re just pretending,” he whispered.
“I’m sound asleep,” said Brian. “Be quiet, you’re ruining the moment.”
Justin moved his lips lower, brushing his eyelids.
“Did you know that I’m in love with a romantic, sentimental dork?”
Brian smiled against his cheek. “And now you’re stuck with me.”
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Title: Olympic Rings
Author: dirtylttlescret
Happy Birthday besamislabios! Here's an Olympic drabble just for you!
“Do you think they shave everywhere?” asked Justin. They were laying on a pile of cushions watching the Olympics, Justin sprawled out in sweats and a tee, Brian laying beside him shirtless.
“Do we have to watch every race that Michael Phelps is in?”
“His body’s fucking hot,” said Justin, rolling onto his side. “I don’t see why you’re complaining.”
“Because there’s about a thousand things more interesting I could be doing than watching eight men swim in a bathtub.”
“Like what?”
“Like practicing my gymnastics skills. Roll over. I’m going to show you how to use the pommel horse.”
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Title: Souvenirs
Author: dirtylttlescret
A/N: not_yet_defined said If someone doesn't post some happy fluffy fucking angst-free fic where ALL is right with the world in the next 24 hours I'm going to have a breakdown I think, but Xie beat me to it. So she gets double.
( Souvenirs )
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Title: Swallow
Author: dirtylttlescret
Beta: Thanks to tweedygal
A/N: A post-513 gapfiller. Not porn despite what the title suggests. 550 words.
I'm just fic happy today. Here's another one ♥.
( Swallow )
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Title: The Little Mer!Brian
Author: dirtylttlescret
Beta: The lovely and talented tweedygal
A/N: This mostly follows the Hans Christian Andersen version of The Little Mermaid, but it sort of deviates at the end. Also, it's crack. You've been warned. 6,000 words. (NC-17)
( The Little Mer!Brian )
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Because I wrote it a while ago and because Ny needs a little haiku love:
Title: Tongue Fucking
Author: dirtylttlescret
Electricity
His tongue the conductor to
The sparks on your skin
Also, anybody know where outlander is?
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Title: Happy Fucking New Year
Author: dirtylttlescret
Rating: NC-17
A/N: Thanks to happier_bunny who gives me the world's best plot bunnies. I asked for a nugget that could be told in 2,000 words and she gave me a gem that turned into 8,500. There's sex, there's schmoop, and there's snark. And (gasp) no crack anywhere in sight!
Unbeta'd because I am antsy pants and a bad writer girl. Feel free to lash me with a wet noodle if you find any glaring typos.
( Part One - Kickin' it at the Holiday Inn )
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