Title: Cinder!homo
Author: ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) dirtylttlescret
A/N: Inspired by the very silly and charming Cinderfella that's been posted here and besamislabios who said "I'm totally disappointed though, I was waiting for Justin to lose his shoe..."
3,000 words of crackity crack :D
( Cinder!homo )
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Title: King of Britin
Author: dirtylttlescret
A/N: Title courtesy of 4cupcakes1988. A 750 word post-513 ficlet set at Britin (R)
( King of Britin )
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Title: Steel
Author: dirtylttlescret
Icon: By 4cupcakes1988. Isn't she awesome?
A/N: There's a support beam in the middle of my cubicle. I've been working at my office for 5 weeks and never put two and two together. Jeez, I am slow. No beta. Also, I probably should have saved this for Bring Back the Porn, but I am all about the instant gratification yo. 1,000 words of pornage below the cut.
( Steel )
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Title: Warmth
Author: dirtylttlescret
A/N: It's late. I don't give a fuck. Happy birthday 4cupcakes1988!
Justin’s hands were tucked deep in his pockets, his head down against the biting wind that swept down the open avenues of the East Village. His nose was wet from the cold, his mind focused on one thing: getting to the warmth of his apartment.
He was so locked on his goal, that he didn’t see the tall figure standing in front of his building.
“Where the fuck have you been? I flew in an hour ago to surprise you and I’ve been standing here freezing my one good ball off.”
Justin smiled. Suddenly, he felt a whole lot warmer.
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Title: Lips
Author: dirtylttlescret
A/N: So I recently discovered that my dear, dear tweedygal has a quirky little neurosis involving even numbers. I, being the good friend that I am, not only made fun of her for it, I also dared her to face her OCD-ness head on for a drabble. She kicked ass, so this is that drabble.
When they woke up, the fire had died down and a chill crept into the oak-paneled room. Brian’s eyes were closed, but a smile caught in the curve of his lips belied that he wasn’t asleep. Justin pulled himself closer to his naked body and kissed the flat of his forehead.
“I know you’re just pretending,” he whispered.
“I’m sound asleep,” said Brian. “Be quiet, you’re ruining the moment.”
Justin moved his lips lower, brushing his eyelids.
“Did you know that I’m in love with a romantic, sentimental dork?”
Brian smiled against his cheek. “And now you’re stuck with me.”
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Title: Olympic Rings
Author: dirtylttlescret
Happy Birthday besamislabios! Here's an Olympic drabble just for you!
“Do you think they shave everywhere?” asked Justin. They were laying on a pile of cushions watching the Olympics, Justin sprawled out in sweats and a tee, Brian laying beside him shirtless.
“Do we have to watch every race that Michael Phelps is in?”
“His body’s fucking hot,” said Justin, rolling onto his side. “I don’t see why you’re complaining.”
“Because there’s about a thousand things more interesting I could be doing than watching eight men swim in a bathtub.”
“Like what?”
“Like practicing my gymnastics skills. Roll over. I’m going to show you how to use the pommel horse.”
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Title: Souvenirs
Author: dirtylttlescret
A/N: not_yet_defined said If someone doesn't post some happy fluffy fucking angst-free fic where ALL is right with the world in the next 24 hours I'm going to have a breakdown I think, but Xie beat me to it. So she gets double.
( Souvenirs )
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Title: Swallow
Author: dirtylttlescret
Beta: Thanks to tweedygal
A/N: A post-513 gapfiller. Not porn despite what the title suggests. 550 words.
I'm just fic happy today. Here's another one ♥.
( Swallow )
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Title: The Little Mer!Brian
Author: dirtylttlescret
Beta: The lovely and talented tweedygal
A/N: This mostly follows the Hans Christian Andersen version of The Little Mermaid, but it sort of deviates at the end. Also, it's crack. You've been warned. 6,000 words. (NC-17)
( The Little Mer!Brian )
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Title: Happy Fucking New Year
Author: dirtylttlescret
Rating: NC-17
A/N: Thanks to happier_bunny who gives me the world's best plot bunnies. I asked for a nugget that could be told in 2,000 words and she gave me a gem that turned into 8,500. There's sex, there's schmoop, and there's snark. And (gasp) no crack anywhere in sight!
Unbeta'd because I am antsy pants and a bad writer girl. Feel free to lash me with a wet noodle if you find any glaring typos.
( Part One - Kickin' it at the Holiday Inn )
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Title: Buzzed
Author: dirtylttlescret
A/N: NC-17; I got bored, I wrote a little PWP, nothing special. Unbeta'd.
( Buzzed )
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This is just a master list of my fics so that I can update and keep everything in one place.
QAF (Mostly) In Canon Standalones
Buzzed
A 1,300 word post-513 PWP. The best kind. (NC-17)
Did You Hear That Rubber Ducky?
A semi-cracky 1,600 porny fic with a rubber duck, spanking and a teeny bit of schmoop. (NC-17)
Empty Chamber
Written for the ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif) bj_action Challenge #10 Choose Your Own Adventure (NC-17)
Field Trip
A 1,800 word post-513 porny trip to Ikea. (NC-17)
Guilt Trip
A 5,000 word post-513 trip to Disneyland. And I swear to God it's not crack. (R)
Happy Fucking New Years
A three part 8,500 word post 513 fic where Brian and Justin's New Year's plans don't go as expected. (NC-17)
Hovering Between
A 1,300 gapfiller between 307 and 308. (NC-17)
King of Britin
A 750 word post-513 ficlet set at Britin (R)
Lips
A 950 word post-513 porny fic for the Kissing Challenge at qaf_scavenger. (NC-17)
Souvenirs
Not really a fic. More like a really long 300 word drabble. And completely pointless.
Steel
1,000-ish words of porn. No plot whatsoever. (NC-17)
Swallow
A 550 word post-513 gapfiller. (G)
Those Dawson's River Kids
Written for the bj_action Challenge #9 Season One With a Twist (NC-17)
Verbage
A 1,000 word pointless fic about Scrabble. (PG-13)
QAF Parodies and Crossovers
Cinder!homo
A 3,000 word cracky version of Cinderella. (S for slutty)
Justin and the Beast
A 5,500 word retelling of Beauty and the Beast. (R for ridiculous)
Justin White and the Seven Homos
A 4,300 word retelling of Snow White. (ST for spit take)
The Little Mer!Brian
A 6,000 word retelling of The Little Mermaid. (NC-17)
My Fair Hustler
A 20,000 word/13 chapter retelling of Pretty Woman, also known as Pretty Homo. (NC-17)
Nighmare on Bad!Fic Street
1,000 words of horror!crack with hot yurt sex. (BT for bad taste)
Original Fiction
The Fabulous Adventures of Emily Smart
To say that Emily’s first babysitting job was a disaster would be like calling the Hindenburg explosion a minor glitch in the flight plan. (G)
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Title: Justin and the Beast
Author: dirtylttlescret
Rating: R for ridiculous
A/N: 5,500 words of crack!fic. Based on the old timey telling of Beauty and the Beast, not the cartoon version. 'Cause old school is cool yo.
Also, I just realized as I posted this that I should have done Sunshine and the Beast, but meh, what are you going to do.
( Justin and the Beast )
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